nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

image

bless you

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myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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speak-mellon:

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

I needed this post

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avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

avggie:

you see that. obama is jesus of the ants

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An accurate representation of my social skills

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Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children  (via paulineway)

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i-like-to-obsess:

trends women hate: men

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